Aug 06 2008
Jennifer Lopez trying for triplets
After the recent payout of over $14 million to Brad Pitt and Angelina Joline, Marc Anthony’s wife, Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be trying for triplets. We here at fakenews were able to reach the steeming celebrity in a Miami fertility clinic. The desperate mother told this to fakenews between tests:
“I mean can you believe it? $14 million. $14 MILLION. I would have guessed maybe $9, maybe tops $10 million, but $14 million. That really puts the pressure on a girl. So that’s why I’m here in this fertility clinic. We’re paying top dollar to see if doctors can guarantee a triple pregnancy. I think it’s the only way I’ll be able to top $14 million. Don’t you think? Anyone can have twins, but triplets. Now that’s something the public would be really interested in seeing.”
While the interview dragged on and we heard the fading starlet complain of the pressures of having her nannies raise her kids and how much all that work tired her out. Finally as the interview was ending she leaned over to fakenews and whispered, with a twinkle in her eye:
“I’ve been thinking… As I get nearer the fertility procedure that will make me famous again, I mean earn all of that money for charity, what if I sell the exclusive rights for People magazine to cover the entire pregnancy from fertilization to delivery. That’s got to be worth, what maybe $20 million. Just think of it….They could feature picutres of the doctors and all that stuff, maybe even some of the embryos all skooched together (¡Que linda!). I’d let them implant a camera in my hoochie just so they could take pictures and follow the progress of the triplets each week. It’d be untoppable.”
