Aug 12 2008
Local resident joins class action suit
“You can’t imagine what it’s like” emphasized Mick Ock, the newest litigant in a growing lawsuit against Ray Dan, makers of the new controversial “shamrock” sunglasses. According to the class action suit filed against Ray Dan, wearers of the “shamrock” sunglasses rapidly grow cross-eyed and report drastically impaired eye sight.
In an exclusive interview with Fake News Nightly, Mr. Ock shared his feelings. “I got the glasses as a gag one day for St. Patrick’s Day. They made my daughters laugh so much, I just kept wearing them. Well as the months went by,”, he shared with pain in his voice “I started to notice that my previously perfect eye sight was starting to blur. I went to an ophthalmologist to see what was the problem. Well after several tests the doctor gave me his diagnosis,” choking up as he continued. He told me that I was cock-eyed. I was like oh shit, I can just hear everyone now. Hear comes cock-eyed Ock! The mental anguish I experienced after that diagnosis was devastating. That’s why I’m joining the “cock-eyed” lawsuit against Ray-Dan. They have to pay for what they’ve done to me!”
