Aug 25 2008
Cheney drawn to Georgia war zone
(Washington, DC) Today Vice President Dick Cheney departed Andrews Air Force Base en route to the war-torn country of Georgia. While the vice president’s office described Cheney’s trip only in the broadest terms, saying Bush wants his No. 2 to consult with key partners on matters of mutual interest, a source inside the White House described it differently.
The source, who only spoke to us under the strictest secrecy said, “With the conclusion of the Olympics the Vice President was visibly shaken by the good will and friendship on display. The spirit of human triumph and sportsman-like conduct had drained the Vice President of precious life sustaining evil. The positive feelings generated by these last two weeks was so powerful that it has started to place a strain on his heart. If he doesn’t take immediate action, his heart might grow 1/2 a size bigger. So to stop the risk of any permanent change, the Vice President is going to Georgia so that he can feast on the death and suffering.”
Our source informs us that, “He wants to see up close the corpses of some of the fallen soldiers and he hopes to talk to some of the grieving families. It truly is a perfect cover. While he appears to be showing great respect he secretly is feeding upon their pain to regain his strength. He will remain in Georgia “consoling” families until his strength is recovered.”
