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Sep 19 2008

New pornography social network announced

Published by mcdondees at 4:35 pm under Products, Technology Edit This

Master Bation, Inc. announces availability of new social network, MyPornSpace.com
(Climax, Michigan) Master Bation, Inc. has announced the availability of a new social network, MyPornSpace.com. The new social network, while designed to appeal to different target demographics is driven by a new patent pending social map connection system, which the company has dubbed the completion engine. While the social network was named and designed to resemble MySpace, Jack Knoff, founder and President of Master Bation claims to already have clearance from the MySpace.com legal department. “They said that we could launch the web site, but reserved the right to challenge the copyright violation at a later time. We figured, what the hell, if we can get a quick revenue stream going, it will be worth it. We can always migrate the web site to new domain.”

Master Bation decided to move into social networks as a result of recent report by Bill Tancer, general manager of global research at Hitwise. In his new book “Click: What Millions of People are Doing Online and Why It Matters,” Tancer claims that the increase in searches for social networking sites is directly affecting the number of searches for pornography , which are decreasing. “My theory is that young users spend so much time on social networks that they don’t have time to look at adult sites,” he says. “So we decided to go with the flow, instead of fighting it and combine pornography and social networks,” states Knoff.

MyPornSpace targets young urban professionals in the valuable 25-40 demographic. Within the new social network, interaction among users is anchored around virtual peep rooms which provide an easy way to manage one’s pornography collection, add shared movies and pictures, and receive personalized pornography recommendations. For models, actors, and publishers, MyPornSpace is a means of growing their brands and client bases at a low cost as well as improving customer service and building brand loyalty. Voyusers, which is what MyPornSpace calls their visitors, can share items from their pornography collection thus establishing a stimulating exchange with fellow voyusers. As voyusers add friends, they expand their network and increase their pornography network. A typical activity anticipated within the new social network is adding a comment on a voyusers profile thanking for the “monkey spank,” which is the action of adding a voyuser to your network.

“We’re looking to introduce young adults to a new world of social pornography. Although they do have to verify that they are at least 21 years old through a patent pending technology which asks them to enter their birth date. Then after analyzing a variety of proprietary variables, new users must “confirm” they are 21 by clicking on a button,” shared Knoff. Continuing, Knoff added, “We’re absolutely certain this will keep any one under 21 years old from entering the site. And I’m not just the founder of MyPornSpace, I’m also a voyuser. Look for my profile, I’ll be jackknoff.”

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