Oct 10 2008
Are you ready for some iTunes for Porn action?
(Relief, KY) Naughty America, a porn production company in Southern California, has launched an Adobe Air-based storefront which may soon be called the “iTunes for Porn.” The new store is called Naughty America Direct and features full-length DRM-free scenes for $1.99 that are fully cumpatible with the iPod and iPhone.
Many experts in the moble hand-held gadget field believe that the new storefront will create more problems than when a stunned American Airlines started to offer free WIFI service on domestic flights, to only find passengers using the service to watch pornography. Gadget guru Harry Johnson said, “With all of the iPods and iPhone out there, I can guarantee you that people are going to be watching Naughty America Direct scenes all over the place. The price per clip seems pretty much perfect: it’s less than a large coffee at Starbucks, and will provide me with several times the enjoyment.”
When asked about the potential for public disruption and inappropriate viewing, Naughty America’s law firm, Dixon, Cox, and Peters, respnded, “We trust that all of Naughty America Direct’s customers will exercise great discretion when viewing the downloaded clips. However, we feel that we are only responding to pent-up demand and providing some relief.”
Jack Goff, a spokesman for Naughty America, added “Why should people pay $30 a month for scenes you won’t ever watch? With Naughty America Direct, you only pay for the quality adult entertainment you want. Naughty America Direct makes it easy to purchase and download the best adult entertainment on the market. And with our ever-growing content library, you’ll always be able to enjoy yourself. Of course, only privately, and with great discretion. And remember, when it comes to mobile pornography, nobody does it better!”
