Oct 23 2008
FNN Exclusive - McCain linked to terrorists
Editorial by senior political correspondent for the
Fake News Nightly, Mike Ock
(Hanoi, North Vietnam) The Fake News Nightly has learned some shocking news concerning Republican Presidential candidate John McCain. Apparently during the late 1960’s and continuing for approximately five and a half years, Senator McCain palled around with terrorists from North Vietnam, a known member of the Axis of Evil.
According to various reports, during this time period, Mr. McCain stayed at the Hanoi Hilton, which I personally have never been too. But most Hilton hotels are rated extremely well, so I imagine it was pretty nice. We’ve learned that during his stay at the Hanoi Hilton Mr. McCain was involved directly in enhanced interrogation with high leaders of the North Vietnamese terrorism network. One source reports that during his stay Mr. McCain issued the following statement:
“I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate. I almost died and the Vietnamese people saved my life, thanks to the doctors.”
I don’t know about you, but I’m concerned about Mr. McCain’s continued association with North Vietnamese terrorists; an association lasting over five years. Even more confusing, while he was in North Vietnam he claimed that he was African American, which many now view as a cheap attempt to pander to the African American voter base. Critics of these findings and Mr. McCain himself claim that he was not a guest at the Hanoi Hilton, but a prisoner of war and subjected to constant torture. However, when we contacted leaders of the North Vietnamese government, they deny aggressively that Mr. McCain was a prisoner of war, but merely detained as an “enemy combatant”. In addition, they strongly deny that he was tortured, claiming instead he was merely involved in negotiations involving “enhanced interrogation techniques.”
Senator John McCain seen swimming with North Vietnamese terrorists,
presumably at the pool of the Hanoi Hilton.
Who is the “real” John McCain? What really happened during his stay at the Hanoi Hilton? What are his connections to the Axis of Evil? Do we want someone in the White House who has negotiated, without precondition, with leaders of a terrorist state? My friends, I tell you, I for one do not!
