http://fakenews.today.com When life is not funny enough; there is always fake news... Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:24:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en In a poll surveying 2,160 adults conducted by Harris Interactive® between April 8 and 10, 2009, 75 percent of adults reported that the economy caused stress in their lives, down from 82 percent last November. Similarly, fewer Americans reported stress associated with work (from 69 percent to 67 percent) and money (from 82 ... http://fakenews.today.com/2009/09/23/american-psychological-association-reports-stress-survey-results/ In a gutsy move, Tom Delay, ex-Republican House Majority Leader, has agreed to participate in the smash reality television program 'Dancing With the Stars.' Shocking many, the 62 year old politician from Laredo, Texas will compete against a much younger field for the coveted championship for the 9th season of ... http://fakenews.today.com/2009/08/18/representative-tom-delay-to-participate-in-dancing-with-the-stars/ (Crappo, Maryland) - As the expression goes, sometimes when it rains, it pours. In what many experts are calling "a growing trend," more and more displaced workers are falling victim to foreclosure protection scams. In this new wave of of scams, people pay up front for assurances that they will ... http://fakenews.today.com/2009/04/20/woman-surprised-by-mortgage-scam/ If you've been following the Fake News Nightly for any time, you might have noticed a bit of a gap between my last post and those from before. There's a really good explanation, no, I was recently released from Guantanamo Bay after the recent announcements. While I've never publicly ... http://fakenews.today.com/2009/04/15/crohns-zone/ Well I guess it's alright to come out now. Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for my prolonged absence. While part of that absence, I'm not legally permitted to discuss, let's just keep it at, "I was tied up with important things." However, not only am I back from my "vacation," ... http://fakenews.today.com/2009/03/13/prisoners-denied-habeus-corpus-saved-from-embarrassing-label/ You've had this happen to you, right? So you're at the park playing with your son. Oh yeah and you're both bears. Then Papa Bear (no not that Papa Bear, he doesn't use toilet paper because he shits sadness, hate, and despair) notices that little Junior Bear has little toilet ... http://fakenews.today.com/2008/12/02/charmin-bear-breaks-silence/ (Odd, West Virginia) While many acknowledge that the potential historic importance of this year's election, many people who showed up for voting turned away in disappointment. In early reports trickling into the Fake News Nightly, apparently hundreds of thousands of people feel they were tricked into showing up at voting ... http://fakenews.today.com/2008/11/04/historic-voter-turnout-explained/ (Happyland, Oklahoma) As the presidential candidates wind down their campaigns, 2008 will go down in history as the most costly election. The non-partisan Center for Responsive Politics is estimating that, in total, all of the candidates will have spent a record $2.4 billion for this election. To gauge the public's ... http://fakenews.today.com/2008/10/29/poll-a-shocking-view-on-record-campaign-spending/ Editorial by senior political correspondent for the Fake News Nightly, Mike Ock (Hanoi, North Vietnam) The Fake News Nightly has learned some shocking news concerning Republican Presidential candidate John McCain. Apparently during the late 1960's and continuing for approximately five and a half years, Senator McCain palled around with terrorists from North ... http://fakenews.today.com/2008/10/23/fnn-exclusive-mccain-linked-to-terrorists/ (Kansas City, Missouri) As the the country groans in response to the record breaking fund raising of Barrack Obama, Senator John McCain may be groaning the loudest. In harmony with Joe Sixpack, who only fears that the new $150 million raised by Obama can only mean an unrelenting stream of ... http://fakenews.today.com/2008/10/19/why-sen-obama-have-john-mccains-scorn/